Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Smartmouth: variations on a theme

Good Ideas, not by me, but I wish they were.

1)Get a tattoo of a white picket fence around your bicep in lieu of barbed wire.
Frontyard pride, straight out the suburbs.
(Idea by Tom Streit)

2)Carnie's: a Fair Food restaurant. Elephant ears for breakfast, fried Snickers around the clock. Tenderloins too big for the bun and the occasional Indiana Banana (corn on the cob) round out the food pyramid.
It could be at Washington Square Mall, or any airport.
(Idea by Benny Sanders)

3)An ode to Mrs. Ben Dover

(By the lovely and talented Jill Marie Mason)

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